Remember the days of maps? Where you were the passenger plotting out the path to your destination? If you were smart, you would have researched and written the route down on paper. If you weren’t smart, you would have entered the city center, somewhat lost, with the map folded in your lap. You would be frantically trying to read the street signs as you drive by them to discover where you were.
“Turn right on Henry.” you would say, only to discover that Henry was a one way street, and you were going the wrong way.
Car horns blaring, there is heavy traffic. Your only solace is that you have out-of-state plates. The driver looks at you, vein throbbing on his forehead. You swear you can see the steam puffing out of his ears as he exhales. He swerves to the right,into a parking lot, and grabs the map out of your hands.
“Don’t you know how to read a map?” His hazel eyes bore right into yours. You slink a little lower in your seat, your stomach churning. “It helps if you don’t have it upside down.” He throws the map back at you and jets forward back into traffic.
*at least nowadays, we can just blame the GPS*
written in response to writing101:day 4: A story in a Single Image
The last time my friend’s GPS wanted us to go around the block when We Were Already At Destination? Nope I like a map any time. But I do enjoy your post! 😀
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Haha! What was your reaction to the GPS? Just curious. Usually I swear ☺ Thanks for sharing your story too. I enjoyed reading it ☺
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Oh I had to be nice I think i might’ve said your bloomin’ stupid gps is lost or something!
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I thought I’d commented here already, maybe i lost it, I have lost some others elsewhere, thinking I’ve hit send and leaving the page. This so reminded me of my days as a passenger – and the time I navigated my partner into a cabbage field for thinking we’d reached the turn-off for a short-cut! Good use of the photo prompt Kelly, well done 😀
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Haha! Funny story Colette. Thanks for sharing, and making me laugh again!
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When you are driving in a new city, having a GPS to guide you is priceless, otherwise, the little commands of take a left turn, straight up, etc can get annoying 🙂
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I agree! I was thankful for it during our last vacation, it,indeed,was priceless, it gave us something to focus our frustrations at! 😉
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;0 I can imagine
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Haha! So true 😀
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Thanks for commenting 😊
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Oh, I love paper maps! The big fold-out kind! I have good pattern recognition for that stuff, too, so I’m a decent navigator. When I have to go somewhere new, I’ll google it, study the map, and then just head out with the address written on the palm of my hand. GPS makes me hostile: “Stop telling me what to do!!!”
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That’s talent! I seem to forget any directions as soon as they are said 😕 I agree with the hostile part. I seem to think swearing goes well with driving, if it’s not at the traffic or GPS then I just swear at the radio 😉
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Ha! I don’t do well with verbal directions, but give me a map and I’m a superstar. 🙂 Swearing while driving? You have just prompted me to add a topic to my List of Stuff About Which to Blog.
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Haha! 😉 I trust there will be a post about your debut?
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I think you mean debacle. 🙂
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I am sure you are too hard on yourself. You performed? Showed up? And did your thang?
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Yeah, there was a panicky moment at the beginning but the audience never noticed, which is what counts. 🙂 Blog post forthcoming!
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Looking forward to it! Happy Monday!
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Haha tech makes it easy… 😜😜
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I have a penchant for maps…both useful and modern, or the kind that vintage and look great on my wall. I do appreciate GPS, but she has been known to lead me astray now and again.
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Me too ☺ I have never thought about putting one on my wall, that is a really interesting idea! It would be neat to see how much the landscape has changed, (if any). I am always amazed at how much cities expand over time, it would be great to hang on to an older map just to see. Great idea! Thanks for sharing!
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A vintage map looks really good framed and hung on a wall. I love it. Most cities have changed drastically over the years for better or for worse. Glad you like the idea. 🙂
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My GPS tried to convince meto get from the Swansea to Minehead was to go through the Bristol Channel
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Haha! Funny how you were probably listening to it and was almost going to follow it’s directions until you realized that it was wrong…oh wait, that might have just been me when it told me to turn right while I was on a bridge! Thanks for sharing your experience!
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I was indeed listening to and it was only when my passenger looked at it did we realise
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I still prefer my maps. Especially for off the beaten path places. We’ve had GPS lead to vacant lots before.
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Mine too! The last time it took me an hour before I realized I wasn’t heading in the right direction…made for a scenic detour though☺ I hope you have had a good weekend SOB smiles all around ☺😊😀😁😃😄
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Yes, busy but good! Thanks! 😃
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What still adds ‘fun’ to map reading is when either the driver or passenger doesn’t know their left from their right. It’s okay if both have it backwards, but one out of sync makes for many mistakes! Speaking from experience.
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Haha! Even better! Thanks for making me laugh tonight! Much appreciated!
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