FADE IN.
INT. KITCHEN – EARLY MORNING
Mother and daughter are standing by the counter, making a cake. There is a generous amount of flour sprinkled across the counter, on the floor, in the daughter’s hair. The phone rings just as they place the cake into the oven.
MOTHER
It’s aunty, it’s for you…
The daughter ignores the mother’s request to take the phone and proceeds to run laps around the house, arms extended like an airplane. Mother continues to talk on the phone until the timer for the cake goes off. Simultaneously, the daughter comes out of the bathroom with her pants around her ankles.
DAUGHTER (bending over)
I pooped mommy, see?
The mother visibly hesitates between the call of the timer and the white tush jutting out before her. The poopy bum wins.
INT. – MIDDAY
Mother is standing by the patio doors watching swirls of white snow slap against the window and turn to ice. Grandma enters the house, wiping the snow off of her shoulders.
GRANDMA
Oooh, it’s really storming out there. I had to pull over three times to scrape the ice off of my windshield.
CLOSE UP OF THE MOTHER, WORRY ETCHED ON HER FACE.
MOTHER (internal dialogue voice over)
Nobody’s going to show up! Why didn’t I check the weather! Who schedules a birthday party during a fricken storm! I should phone them, tell them not to come. I should reschedule…
Just as she is about to pick up the phone, another vehicle pulls into the driveway…
There you have it. My attempt at participating in The Weekly Photo Challenge: Life Imitates Art. by trying to recreate a single day into a screenplay.?? Everyone did show up, albeit later than expected. The cake was overdone and dry. Do you know how the secret to salvaging a slightly overdone cake? With some really kick ass frosting! A very special and heartfelt THANK YOU to Lynn for helping to save my tush on that one.
There’s that inner narrator! Or outer I should say in this case 😉 Good response! Loved it! 😀
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Hehe! Thank you!
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*tips hat
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You are too sweet 😊 You just made my day 😉😇
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Well, I try 🙂
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That was a greatlooking cake!
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It was pretty tasty, if you got a middle piece 😉
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I imagine you made sure you got a middle bit lol
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After all of the guests had theirs, of course 😊 I am such a glutton when it comes to chocolate 😉
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Yes, I think I can say the same…
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Wow that cake looks good – and that was really entertaining to read Kelly (though I can imagine the anxiety/stress poor mom felt along the way). Glad the frosting saved the day for the cake and a good time was had by all in the end at a guess. Fantastic response to the prompt 🙂
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Thank you Colette 😊 could you do me a favor and check your spam? I think my comments are being funneled into your spam folder.
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Thank you for the nudge 🙂 Yes, for some reason they were.
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Apologies if I’ve missed replying to you yet anywhere else that I’ve still to track back enough to find 🙂
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No worries! I just knew I would be stuck there until you let me out 😉 Hope you are having a good day Colette!
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Thanks you too – I’ve seen lots of mention of spam glitches but none affected me until now. Thanks again 🙂
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I can picture the scene in my head as I read. Thanks for making me smile 🙂 Your cake looks delicious!
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So sorry for the delay in response, you ended up in my spam 😦 The cake was pretty tasty. I am happy that it made you smile. Thanks for visiting and commenting.:)
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Beautiful cake….and you picked the correct course of action at the timer ding…LOL another way to save a dry cake….make a sugar syrup, you can add orange, rose flavor any flavoring you like or just leave it plain sugar syrup and dribble it over the cake before icing….if it was for adults…rum or whisky would of worked perfect!!! see and you thought no one was coming…..rain or shine….birthday party’s are a hit!!!
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Definitely! Nothing like the lure of free food and a mini break from the kids! I think my comments are ending up in your spam. If you see me visiting you, check there. Just know that you are one of my favorites here Kat. I enjoy reading your posts and the progress you guys have made at your place 😊 enjoy the rest of your weekend!!
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Hey I visit my span daily as a lot of important things go to spam…its nice that my computer mail thinks it knows best…but really!!! so no worries….and I love your blog and post as well…kat
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Reblogged this on James' World 2.
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It looks yummy!
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It was! Thanks for the inspiration to try something completely different for me. I got the idea for a screenplay from you! Xo
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I’m totally laughing, knowing that I had a small part in your birthday morning drama. But the poopy bum wins out for distractions!
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Who can resist a cute little tush like hers! Xoxo
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now this was fun! I love the dialogue you made it so wonderful! Please do this again. haha thanks for the thank you and glad it worked out!!!
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Me too!
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Cake yay another wpress calorie free virtual snack . nice too.
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Nothing like a calorie free snack! I tend to believe all birthday cakes should fall into this category. And thanks for the compliment Sarah. 😆
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Poopy bum. Ah! Those days 😊
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They really are so cute at this age. The things they say and all of the new words and phrases. Too cute. Thanks for visiting Jacqueline. I hope you have a fabulous weekend. 😊
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I agree with you. They are just so adorable at this age 🙂
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She’s so cute! Mothers are great multi-taskers! 😀 Your cake surely looks delicious. (Keep a slice for me the next round, please??? LOL! 😛 😛 😛 )
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Will do!! Thanks!
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Thank you 😀 ❤️❤️❤️
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Have yourself a good weekend! TGIF!
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Thank you, my dear friend. 😀 You too! 😉
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A tush to clean just as the timer goes off! Ah, the joys of motherhood 🙂
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So very true! Next time I will set the timer earlier 😉
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Life as a parent! Livin’ the dream! 😃
Bet she had a great birthday.
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It was! She opened the presents and played catch with the cardboard inserts for hours. 😉
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I swear, my kids would’ve been happy just getting a box at that age. 😃
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I know!! That is seriously her most beloved toy right now.
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It’s hard to put off anyone with their pants around their ankles!
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It is!
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Such is life, indeed.
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Isn’t it though? And kids seem to bring on a bit more drama…Jolene, you might find a comment or two from me in your spam.
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Oh. I’m sorry, let me check.
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Don’t apologize! I just knew that’s where they would be.😊
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